07
Apr

JF UK YCDB tour 2014 pt 4

europe next!

07
Apr
07
Apr
07
Apr
02
Apr

April 2014 Euroshows

now with added clicky links! see you soon, Europaland

10th April : La Graviere, Geneva

11th April : Az, Aachen

12th April : La Taverne du Theatre, La Louviere

15th April : Potrva, Prague

17th April : Klub, Zagreb

18th April : Klub, Rijeka

19th April : La Svolta II, Milan

20th April : Molotov, Marseille

15
Mar
11
Mar

You'll probably want to hear this      

We did 4 songs for an Amazing Radio session. They asked for something old so we resurrected a song we lost in 2007. And also, it’s thee Best Sounding Session we’ve ever done, thx martin♥. This goes out live tonight at 9pm, Yookay Time.

TOUR STARTS THURSDAY ARGH XOXO

09
Mar

I’ve just proved that being punk rock and being a teenage girl is exactly the same thing help.

This is kinda dumb but my heart crackedva little tonight. I’ve been selling merch for 5 S*****s of S****r and A** T*** L**. I mean, they’re practically the same band; and each show has been surrounded by 1000s of kids hanging round the venues all day like a displaced emo tribe. Every now and then I’ll pop out for a smoke and idk if it’s the front fringes or the overdrinking or the general mass sense of excitement, but I always feel more of an affinty with the crowd than the venue staff I end up talking to. Venues hate shows like these cos they’re super hectic and long, they’ll grumble about crowd control and pre-drunks causing hassle, and, when I can be bothered, I have an almost stock response; that I’m honest jealous of them; I wish the bands I loved were popular enough to cause spontaneous street parties every day, instead of the standard 8pm trickle into a darkened venue with no budget for laser lights

Sure, these bands are just kids tv presenters with guitars, and they’re selling record amounts of merch cos the lil emos are happy to believe they have a better bond, that these dudes empathise in a way that less eyelinery and tattooed bands don’t. That showbiz con is the literal opposite of punk rock values. The kids on the streets and around the buses tho, these gangs that pop out of the internet for a day to celebrate, street drinking and making friends with their shared soundtrack, that’s pure tru punx. I wish our bands had that power, I wish our gangs were that big. It doesn’t matter if their idols are false when their community is so real.

SO Anyway, tonight I was saying this to a showsec doorman, and he was like, - nah mate, this is just a teenage girl thing innit. And the hired goon was right; there are popular bands, and then there are popular with teenage girl bands. I asked him why, and he said that it’s probably cos they’re too stupid to know better. Y’know, cos it’s a con, right? Just a different fresh paint scheme for the same grinding mundane industry, with a set demographic too inexperienced to know they’re not special. They still think the bands are regular approachable normal humans. They’re naive enough to invoke proud tribal significance in the branded merchandise they buy. They obsess, they collect, they still believe that there’s hope in pop soHOLY SHIT THAT’S US. Whatever spark that is, that fierce individuality that isn’t really individuality at all but a collective, a clique open to anyone with the same taste. That singing along because the words mean something more than just karaoke. Guys, that’s totally us and you. And it’s not stupidity, it’s empathy. That we havn’t had knocked out of us yet.

This is obviously why Warped Tour still havn’t got in touch with us. We’d slay those fuckers. Our own UK tour starts Thursday, click up there to see dates. Feel free to turn up whenever.. 

07
Mar

Premiere: Listen: Johnny Foreigner Stream ‘You Can Do Better’ In Full | News

That link above takes you to the the last year and a half of our lives. We hope you like it. And feel free to repost this link around so whoever books Warped Tour can feel hella bad for not inviting us. xoxo

06
Mar

YOU CAN DO BETTER | johnny foreigner

AM YAM EXCITE BAB?

this is a link to all the songs and info we’ve spewed out in the last few months. Our record is so close you can smell it. xoxo

j o h n n y █████ f o r e i g n e r ♂♀♂♂

the mandy morbid of indie rock. never got the cash for flights but we've sure seen a lot of cock. put our best shots on our own blogs and hope to god we're still hot. cos between us, you, and her, i think that's all we've got.

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